Now... for my first trick... er... blog, I will give insight to the inner workings of an Internet Whore Troller. In this scene I will be the Yahoo Messenger ID virgo_queengoddess and the Internet Whore Troller is lived by scotia_nova2000. Stop me if you've heard this one before:
scotia_nova2000: Hi, I am mark male 35 in canada, down on business for 4 days - april 18, . I was hoping to try somethign new, like meet a safe clean and hassle free female for intimate evening or maybe something a little hotter. I am clean safe respectful and very easy to be around. I am a professional and clean cut . but have a very naughty side mentally , if your interested. if you are will send your thoughtsHi, I am mark male 35 in canada, down on business for 4 days - april 18, . I was hoping to try somethign new, like meet a safe clean and hassle free female for intimate evening or maybe something a little hotter. I am clean safe respectful and very easy to be around. I am a professional and clean cut . but have a very naughty side mentally , if your interested. if you are will send your thou
Now generally I would just ignore such silliness, but today I felt compelled to answer:
virgo_queengoddess: what you seem to be looking for is a hooker. You should go that route. Less hassle.
Little did I know... this copy/paste master was paying attention:
scotia_nova2000: id rather the hassle - its safe clean and more interesting , it snot just the sex
scotia_nova2000: and i never evenr paye dof rit
scotia_nova2000: never paid for it
scotia_nova2000: and wont
scotia_nova2000: id rather have a nice diner and chat
scotia_nova2000: i cum off strong but really a nice converstion would be as fulfilling
Let me paraphrase... he's not just interested in sex. A lovely dinner companion would be equally invigorating. But I'm confused by something:
virgo_queengoddess: did you really just type "cum" instead of "come" and still expect me to believe that you'd be up for just a nice dinner?
I bet he has a good answer for that one:
scotia_nova2000: i have a naughty mind
scotia_nova2000: but i realy never get to explore it
scotia_nova2000: i am a curious soul
Ahhhh I see. His wife doesn't put out. Let's inquire about that:
virgo_queengoddess: your wife isn't into it, eh?
(Please note the "eh". He is Canadian afterall.)
scotia_nova2000: i am not married
scotia_nova2000: any more
SHOCKING! Wonder if that had anything to do with him trolling for internet whores?
I then ignored him. But he would not be so easily dissuaded:
scotia_nova2000: Hello , My name is George , I am 37 canadian and in Minneapolis april 18 -21
scotia_nova2000: how are you miss queen-goddess
Well! Lookee that! He has a new name and has matured by two years!
virgo_queengoddess: wow... and you're a split personality too? what a treasure!
scotia_nova2000: Your incredibly insiteful
scotia_nova2000: nice , woudl be refreshing having you accross a table enjoying a meal and conversation with
Damn! I'm so "insiteful"... I should, like, be a detective or something.
Let's wrap things up:
virgo_queengoddess: never gonna happen
scotia_nova2000: I am an aquarian
scotia_nova2000: does that explain it
scotia_nova2000: for u
scotia_nova2000: sorry i came across very rough
scotia_nova2000: i am actually clean cut safe and more reserved in person
scotia_nova2000: would you tellme about u
scotia_nova2000: my soul , no second chances
scotia_nova2000: hard on a man
virgo_queengoddess: listen, Mark/George... you're being utterly ridiculous, but if you do find a woman that will meet you then you will have indeed met the stupidest woman alive
scotia_nova2000: arnt vergos and aquarians a good match
scotia_nova2000: wow theres a brain in there
scotia_nova2000: it is george
scotia_nova2000: lets forget the sex crap
scotia_nova2000: i like the smart one called queen goddess
scotia_nova2000: ok you win
scotia_nova2000: no more pick ups
scotia_nova2000: but, your to appealing mentally to not continue
scotia_nova2000: may i say i am sorry
scotia_nova2000: an dbe so fortunate to start again on a more civil and appropriate path
scotia_nova2000: towards knowing you and an aquintence
scotia_nova2000: working hard here , some mercy is appreciated , my queen
virgo_queengoddess: you are relentless
scotia_nova2000:now that i sence you have a brain and a personality , its more appealing and i miss a conversation
scotia_nova2000: Yes i am when i feel somethign is worth persueing
scotia_nova2000: do u have a soft side some mercy for effort and persistance
virgo_queengoddess: not really... once a pig always a pig
virgo_queengoddess: often that works for me, but not in this case
scotia_nova2000: a queen with out mercy
scotia_nova2000: i am not a pig
scotia_nova2000: i just have a bad way at times when online
scotia_nova2000: its been a long time
scotia_nova2000: and separating gives some fredoms and and y way no excuse I am sorry , i am genuinely not a pig I do like sex alot but its been a while , I am sorry for me rudeness . will you forgive me
scotia_nova2000: Hell o
virgo_queengoddess: not enough begging in the world
scotia_nova2000: virgo are you home or work?
scotia_nova2000: what must i do for us to strat again
virgo_queengoddess: you should spend your energy elsewhere
scotia_nova2000: may i se eto hope i am being so persistant
truncated for repetitive begging and other bullshit... you get the idea
Damn... I let another one get away, didn't I?